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October 26, 2012

President Potty-Mouth


         While preparing for his interview with the President of the United States, this dad asked his little six year-old if there was anything the child wanted to say to POTUS.

         “Tell him,” the kid replied, 'you can do it.'”

         Informed of this exchange after the interview was over, the Commander-in-Chief responded, “Kids have good instincts.  They look at the other guy, and say, 'Well, that’s a bullshitter.  I can tell.’”

         We’re dying to find out what the dad went back and told his little six year-old about that ability to know a bullshitter when the kid sees one.

         Really.  If anybody runs across this bullshit, please inform someone on our staff.  The historical record is not complete without it.

         Forget the photoshopped birth certificate and the missing college transcripts and Indonesian passports.  The country will have a good laugh over all that bullshit when the stuff is released seventy-five years from now.  This dad's bullshit is out there somewhere and available to us.  We've got to have it.

        And there's no word from that referenced bullshitter yet on how he feels about being outed.