With Carried Interest's money tucked away in Switzerland, his books stashed in the Caribbean Isles, and the American jobs his hedge fund has disposed of all outsourced to China, and with Blatant
Umama’s birth certificate in Kenya, his student records in Indonesia, and a college
vacation spent in some country where tourists with US passports were not even allowed to enter …… with all this on their foreign policy plates and more, we quickly lost interest in whatever
the two unpresidential candidates were going on about last night, as the “foreign policy”
issues in the Lynn University debate on foreign policy issues had nothing to do with
anything that ever went on with these two bozos in their real lives outside the United
States.
The
American voter probably went to sleep early again last night , which is
something, we suppose. At the end of all
the debating, it’s a tie score. Umama is
a zero, Carried Interest is a zero, Invisible Joe is a zero and a half, and the
Boogieman is now Dopey of Snow White
and the Seven Dwarfs, which would give him fewer points than Invisible
Joe if it weren't for the mathematical fact that zero plus zero is still zero, so even Dopey of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs can’t lose worse than
any of the others in this catastrophe of an unpresidential election.
God
help us, the country has no chance.
