In a story grabbing headlines in Brazil, a 20 year-old
auctioning her virginity off in a film documentary announced that an undisclosed portion
of her proceeds will be given to unspecified charity, or maybe charities. The purpose of the documentary was not
explained, the filmmaker said he'd been shocked to hear that a young lady starring in one of his productions would decide to
#%$# for charity, and some Brazilian charity organizers have announced that they won’t
accept her money. To evade probable prosecution, climactic scenes, if not the young lady's, will be set in an airplane flying mile(s) above, as we understand this, a jurisdiction to be named later.
The high bid is currently $190,000. A young man auctioning his che&&y off too
has been offered as much as $1,300.
Meanwhile in other news, we found no mention of the “stock
option” swindle that has been skimming your savings bit by bit over the past 32 years, 9 months, and 7 days, thoroughly skimming to the point where every penny you or your family had invested in the
stock market as of Dec 31, 1980 has been pocketed by the 1% and used to keep this kind of racketeering out of media view. No
mention anywhere. Never in decades
of reporting around these criminal activities have we ever listened to a single
talking head addressing just how much of your future, America's thieving Crime
Lords steal from you and yours.
Forget the young lady, newshounds. CEOs have us screaming too.
Forget the young lady, newshounds. CEOs have us screaming too.
