In exit interviews of those “Independent voters” who posed their
“independent voter” questions at the recent Hofstra debate between the two
unpresidentals, the Long Island gentlemen’s club owner said he’d now vote
Republican and the Long Island college kid, he’d go Democrat. Clearly, asking Long Islanders whether or not
they were “Independent voters” did not elicit the kind of forthright response
we at The MacDougal Post can bring ourselves to consider freaking believable,
not that our political analyst has actual evidential cause to deem all New
Yorkers to be the kind of lying, smirking scum who’d tell you anything to get
their lying, smirking little faces on national TV, which is how 94% (47%+47%)
of the rest of the country figured the freaking ridiculous town meeting part would go anyway
once they heard it involved freaking New Yorkers.
