Remember that precedent-setting Aussie film documentary we told you about a few blogs ago? Well, the Brazilian babe auctioning off her virginity for charity got a winning bid of $780 thousand from some undisclosed Japanese guy. The Brazilian dude doing the same with his received a final $3 thousand offer. She’ll come through aboard an airplane flying between Australia and the United States in an attempt to thwart jurisdiction by some publicity-seeking prosecutor who loves to spoil other people's fun for personal political gain, and claims it isn’t prostitution anyway if you only do it once. The sex part won’t be filmed, she hasn’t recanted on her promise to give the proceeds away to charity, and the media can still find spokespersons for charity who claim nobody wants $780 thousand from the likes of her.
The MacDougal Post is pleased to announce the formation of The MacDougal Post Tennessee Elderly Gentleman Charitable Foundation (TMPTEGCF), which has been created to help foot the living expenses of an elderly gentleman residing in Tennessee with any kind of donation that anybody wants to mail our way, or wire transfer, direct deposit, slip under the table, airdrop, or toss down our driveway from the back seat of a speeding vehicle in the middle of the night.
If everyone receiving this announcement forwards it to 20 people on their email list, she’ll find out about TMPTEGCF by maybe noon, plenty of time to invite us along on the flight or whatever she wants too.
Should this neo-Brazilian female business model catch on elsewhere, particularly in some of those EU countries, our staff economist predicts that it would turn the world economy around by early next week latest.
