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........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........

October 2, 2012

G-Men in Action


         Two little blurbs:

                   1)  Dubyah’s Administration prosecuted more financial criminals per year than Obama’s, and
              2)  additional charges were filed against five long-time Madoff employees accused of cooking the books.

         Two of the most important stories of our time, and there were no blaring headlines, at least not down here.  We had to stumble upon them by chance.  News that Peter Madoff, Bernie’s brother, got convicted four days ago for his role in the family Ponzi scheme didn’t even reach us at all.  Googling something else, that tidbit happened to catch our eye.

         The Director of Operations at Madoff’s Manhattan offices manipulated the general ledger, financial statements, and stock record, and falsified documents relating to the Crime Lord’s individual tax returns, all to bamboozle auditors, according to the Feds.  Computer programmers wrote algorithms to alter account names, the number of shares, and transaction numbers, the G-men claim.

         Crimebusters now charge that the conspiracy began as far back as the early 70’s, not 1992 as originally dated.  “Each of the defendants,” one FBI official noted, “in his or her way allegedly played a key role in designing, building, or maintaining the house of cards.  The habitual doctoring of books and records, the fictitious trades, the phantom accounts, were the core of the charade.”

         Peter went down, in part, for the criminal use of colored pencils.  (Felonious creating the false impression that you’re filling out documents on different days).  The G-men didn’t say whether or not he shared.

         Bernie got 150 years.  His release date is in 2139.  Peter is in for 10.  Ruth, Bernie’s wife, and their youngest son, Andrew, haven’t been charged with anything.  Bernie’s son, Mark, committed suicide, and his wife, Stephanie, legally changed her name.