The MacDougal Post: Survey Says Liberal Elites Hate McDonald’s

July 6, 2014

Survey Says Liberal Elites Hate McDonald’s

In yet another indigestible propaganda piece polling the kind of trendy, left-wing metrosexual spume who have this craven need to prove that they’re better than us by slamming hamburgers at McDonald’s, some effete media whack-jobs just this week proclaimed that, once again, today’s trendy left-wing, metrosexual spume is better than us, and purported to prove it by producing a “brand new” survey slamming hamburgers at McDonald’s.

After 60 years of this, a backhanded way of flaunting lavish lifestyle choices of the rich and psychotic, who can afford to pay top dollar for the latest hoity-toity faux-gourmet fad in affirmative-action, pro-choice, wetback-amnesty, terrorist-releasing faggotland, and do so with a vengeance, The McDougal Post proclaims that what is really, really difficult to swallow here, is the h0rs#sh!t plopped out by effete media whack-jobs, and we call upon real Americans everywhere to join us in hitting the Golden Arches twice a week for the rest of our tempting, filling, absolutely delicious, and shove-your-pinko-dietary-choices-up-your-commie-a$$ lives, and save ourselves a bundle in doing so.

Long Live Big Macs and Fries! Long Live Egg McMuffins! Long Live Everything Else on McDonald's Savory Menu! Long Live Ronald McDonald!

And out with the Real Clowns Here Too!

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

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Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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July 6, 2014

Survey Says Liberal Elites Hate McDonald’s

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