In a
primary contest pitting this somehow devout single wife polygamist against a documented
womanizing monogamist, conservative voters in South Carolina picked the
shameless ethics violator over the vulture capitalist because multibillionaires
in this country enjoy lower tax rates than other conservatives do. It may be time for the rest of us to screw to
Canada, particularly in locations where firearm laws deny actual Christians the
right to defend themselves with automatic weapons.
