Blatant Umama gave a highly politicized State of the Union Speech last night completely ignoring the only politics that matter - enraged White Heartland voters who never wanted a Persons-of-Color President in the first #$%& place and got some #$%& ACORN racist from this really scary Persons-of-Color Supremacist church whose #$%& First Lady was "ashamed" of America until the country started paying to fly her allegedly fat ass to Broadway musicals and Paris bistros. Enraged White Heartland voters, at least those around MacDougal Post World Headquarters, get more and more enraged every time a new Person-of-Color face appears on some #$%& TV "news" or "news" babble show while Non-Persons-of-Color journalism majors can't find a #$%& job, and even young enraged-challenged Non-Persons-of-Color Liberals can't forget that the Fibber-in-Chief's last promise of hope and change was utterly cynical drivel. There's no chance an enraged GOP Congress will ever work with this #$%& White House and no way an enraged White Heartland will fall for his campaign calamari this #$%& go-around and vote the enraged GOP Congress out.
Your MacDougal Post is pleased to announce that we endorse O.J. Simpson to lead the Democratic ticket in 2012. Everybody believes he actually killed two White people, so that should garner every vote within the important Persons-of-Color, Latino, Muslim, and Nationalized Illegal Alien block, and a convicted felon and, in civil court at least, proven liar has great street cred for the job among these voters. How to spring an armed sports memorabilia thief from the clink might prove problematic, but with our subscribers' support, who knows what The Post can accomplish, and we doubt he'd be hated as much as this Light-Brown President by, to cite just one example, former Bills fans. Besides, an enraged GOP Congress is likely to work with an armed sports memorabilia thief on something like gun control maybe.
