Stop pelting us with emails, loyal readers. We’ve seen the reports that Mitt Romney was a vulture capitalist, and The Post endorses him and especially his Mormon background for the Republican ticket anyway.
Get a grip, readership. A nation has to have priorities. For the United States of America in 2012, these are, in order of pressing need:
1) An ingenious system of female oppression, in which opposition towards men is tantamount to arguing with God,
2) (A priority to be named later), and
3) Codifying transgressions against public savings as capital crimes, punishable by public stoning.
We’d tell you what the priority to be named later is, but some of our subscribers are having so much trouble with the first one, the editorial staff has decided to keep the second to ourselves at this time.
