We’ve only scanned headlines the past three weeks, and have no idea what was inside any of the stories, but won’t let that slow us down, given the obvious possibilities.
McDonald’s announced it's hiring 50 thousand new workers and increasing store hours at many locations. If those lucky new hires pick up 20 hours a week between 2 and 5 AM, as one suspects, that should solve all our economic problems for sure, at least until McDonald‘s sees why they never had those stores open at those times in the first place.
And if their burger flipping stimulus does fall short, the White House just released news that President Obama is outlining his own plans to reduce the Federal deficit on Wednesday, following the failure of Republican attempts to attain fiscal responsibility by offing Planned Parenthood.
Expect Sasha and Malia to open up a lemonade stand on Pennsylvania Avenue for the summer.
