It’s about time in the business cycle for Wall Street to load up on Ivy League suckers again. If the averages get too much higher, you’ll see armies of graduate lemmings pouring into their shiny new financial cubicles, filling up all those vacant office floors disemboweled by the financial holocaust a few years ago.
Elites are conditioned by that culture-biased, pre-test-preparation rigged SAT deal to actually believe they’re smarter than everybody else, which is just what the Crime Families need their closest victims to think. Your typical buttoned-down, self-acknowledged brainiac accepts full responsibility for his personal failure and pretty much everything else that goes ka-plooey once Dons trash economies, sometimes civilized worlds, and sees getting fired as his due in some pathetic kind of total psychological capitulation that nobody else would even understand, let alone subject themselves to.
It’s a match made in Heaven for Gangland racketeering. Criminal mind vs. complete moron.
Not that we’re addressing anybody in particular here, mind you, but if you’re a MacDougal Post subscriber and you’ve drawn this overeducated royal pain-in-the-ass son-in-law Jesus, Joseph, and Mary Themselves couldn’t possibly stomach, let alone the rest of your brood, send his smarmy ass over to Filch & Finagle in a few months, and tell him to sign up.
Life won't get any sweeter than that for you, believe me.
