The spectacle of a President in complete denial, refusing to acknowledge the scope of the problem, his personal responsibility for resolving it, and take any actual action at all, has sparked massive short-selling by every moneysucking financial moneysucker on the face of the planet with no end in sight.
Effective immediately, we are lowering our credit rating for all obligations of the United States of America to CC+, total calamari status, with a beleaguered outlook, because the whole world is getting flushed down the crapper every time the calamari-for-brains nincompoop opens his calamari-for-brains nincompoop mouth.
As waves of rioting over scheduled reductions in welfare payments sweep across Great Britain, investors on our side of the pond wait with baited breath to see what upcoming spending cuts here will do to sales of fresh fruits and vegetables throughout our own Ghettos.
