The stock market fell off a cliff yesterday as representatives of the Islamic War Machine denied there is an Islamic War Machine at congressional hearings about the Islamic War Machine, and investors beheld the media denying it too, but out of one side of their mouths while reporting, out of the other, on mass coordinated armed insurrection across most of the countries supplying the Islamic War Machine with Islamic warriors.
At this morning's opening bell, we recommend that our readership pour itself a martini. Only time can tell us whether or not another F... This Bear Market has begun.
