The MacDougal Post: Whispering Judge Gives Raj His (at Least 75) Day(s) in Court

March 9, 2011

Whispering Judge Gives Raj His (at Least 75) Day(s) in Court

    Before the insider trading trial even starts for alleged financial rapist, Rajboddabingboddaboom, or whatever his name is, we behold a judge sneaking prospective jurors up to the bench to put his Q &A out of earshot so the public won‘t be let in on it, whatever it is, and we wonder what this spectacularly inappropriate dimwit thinks insider trading is all about anyway.

    Minutes later, Bloomberg TV reports that the jurors have never heard of Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Freaking Sachs, and a world-weary investment community is reduced to delirium tremens trying to figure out how anybody in his right mind could possibly consider this a jury of a hedge fund manager’s peers.

    Let the retrial begin. Should that judge ask for volunteers, someone at The MacDougal Post will gladly step forward. We’ve no idea how guilty this alleged racketeer is, and haven’t formed an opinion yet on how much added time the alleged mob kingpin deserves on all the counts you’d want to lock an alleged depraved pervert up for, at least not until we’ve suffered all the evidence the long list of confessed thieving scumbags copped their pleas with.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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March 9, 2011

Whispering Judge Gives Raj His (at Least 75) Day(s) in Court

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