Today is Earth
Day. Time to remember the people who bring
you the right stuff, oil.
Oil, that black gold that delivers your off-road vehicle unto all those sanctimonious conservation hotspots - and powers your family SUV to ecology movement meetings, your commercial airliner to sustainablility conferences, your cruise ship to save-the-whale sightings, and rockets weather satellites into place for backup data supporting your global warming fantasies, and transports air pollution monitoring devices to every corner of the freaking globe, AND EVEN MADE POSSIBLE those helicopter drops into baby seal country back in your wilder and goofier days: yes, it's time to remember the capable folks employed by America's large cap oil corporations. Remember and honor them.
Oil, that black gold that delivers your off-road vehicle unto all those sanctimonious conservation hotspots - and powers your family SUV to ecology movement meetings, your commercial airliner to sustainablility conferences, your cruise ship to save-the-whale sightings, and rockets weather satellites into place for backup data supporting your global warming fantasies, and transports air pollution monitoring devices to every corner of the freaking globe, AND EVEN MADE POSSIBLE those helicopter drops into baby seal country back in your wilder and goofier days: yes, it's time to remember the capable folks employed by America's large cap oil corporations. Remember and honor them.
Here’s a link to
ExxonMobil’s 2014 Summary Annual Report.
Take a moment to honor their efforts to give Americans affordable energy
out of a resource controlled by ragheads trying to decapitate those White
Christians who are still among us. Honor these wonderful, dedicated professionals by sitting down, shutting your
freaking pie hole, and reading it for what it is for once: how free-market
capitalism gets your fruitcake ass around: