Hard-to-Swallow News, Part Duex

     Were it not being written by the Commie propaganda machine these days, History would show that the Trotskyite takeover here occurred the day the Central Party in Washington seized control of our US Treasury Bond market to keep interest rates from holding wild-spending Stalinist politicians accountable for their profligate ways.  Under the former free market system, the sitting Prodigal-in-Chief and most of his pinko buddies would've been sent packing at the last election, disgraced by hyperinflationary proof of the utter disregard for Capitalist values lying at the heart of their unAmerican ways.

     And those pinkos include Monica Lewinsky's failed rival for former President Willy Clinton's unnatural sexual desires in and around the Oval Office, who just announced her intention to run for Totalitarian Dictator herself and bring Willy back to the scene of the highly-publicized spectacle that taught American schoolchildren all about extramarital oral sex, including how to have some and in a historical way too.

     An email we recently received calculates that the Communist Party is currently paying the nation's Welfare Queens and their layabout courts something like $70,000 a year in various Government entitlement benefits, a royal amount that goes unchallenged by everyone in the Central Party so it must be at least close to right, to keep their ilk from rioting in the streets, which is what would happen if anyone with Trotskyite credentials would as much as suggest the lazy-a$$ bitches go out and work for a living like everyone in the country who supports them.  70 f#ck!ng thousand dollars a year, people.  70 f#ck!ng thousand.

     The MacDougal Post supports everyone else in the race ahead of Monica Lewinsky's failed rival, and has 70,000 reasons why.  One, two, three, four, five thousand welfare dollars, six, seven ,eight, nine, ten thousand welfare dollars ...........

     Oh, go ahead and count the rest of them yourself.