The MacDougal Post: Impeach Everybody

October 9, 2014

Impeach Everybody

As ground war rages in Kobani, Reuters reports (link below) that officials from the U.S., who excuse their country for not putting U.S. boots on the ground, blame Turkish officials for not putting Turkish boots on the ground, explaining that "there's no question the U.S. Government thinks Turkey can do more, should do more, and that they are using excuses not to do more".

Turkey will fight only if Washington agrees to certain Turkish conditions, which seem to be the excuses U.S. officials are talking about, and Washington will fight only if everybody else in the whole freaking rest of the freaking world agrees to certain American conditions, which mostly include getting ground troops from the whole freaking rest of the freaking world shot instead of ours, which is definitely what U.S. officials are excusing themselves for.

Citizens of the world, The MacDougal Post calls on you to rise up and unite, and thence replace your officials, all of them, the entire sorry lot, with 12 year-old girls. The popular ones, like we all remember from middle school. At least they had to listen to their mothers sometimes when those girly squabbles got totally out of hand.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/09/us-mideast-crisis-idUSKCN0HX0XF20141009

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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October 9, 2014

Impeach Everybody

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