Standard & Poor’s Lawsuit (Today)
While Congress gets paid off to perpetuate
the broken legal infrastructure that makes it all but impossible to pursue big-time criminal
action against big-time criminals, Justice gifts one of the ratings
agencies with the financial incentive to rip us off even more spectacularly. That’s what civil damage suits have become to
the Crime Families. You get hit with
fines for $6 godzillion, so you’re motivated to find ways to make $12
godzillion, plus the vig (sometimes labeled “campaign contributions”) next
quarter by ROBBING EVERYBODY BLIND, so you do.
The MacDougal Post staff will, of course, try to figure
out how these ratings agency lowlifes are going to manage it, but don’t expect us to
come up with anything resembling a useful paradigm until after the global swindle goes down.
That part is so complicated Justice had to wait four years to let these goons come up with a way to pull it off.
Minneapolis (Yesterday)
As our Trainwreck-in-Chief piles into
the brick wall that is, for him anyway, gun control, swinging through Minneapolis to remind the
nation that politicians eliminated “youth” gunplay there, the words of one local tour guide ring clearly in the ears of our Land of 10,000 Lakes stringer. Nobody addressed gun control in
Minneapolis. Minnesota pols built a
$#%&ing interstate, and collateral improvements, right through the middle of
their $#%&ing ghetto, driving all the $#%&ing @!%%#&s out of town.
Tour guide didn’t put it that way
exactly, but, subscribers, that’s how our stringer heard it, loud and clear,
so that’s how we’re going to pass it along to you, and we apologize to anyone with a background in cryptology for our politically incorrect language.
