As hedge fund managers didn't pound Dow stocks low enough to effect a Carried Interest victory in the recent election, our former political analyst's call, we canned our former political analyst and added a staff criminologist, basically the same field anyway, and to the
new guy, Boeing’s Counter-electronics High-powered microwave Advanced Missile
Project (CHAMP) is the future of white-collar crime. It’s a projectile launched to wipe out all
the gadgets within a sharply-defined target area. There’s some question about Military interest, but your MacDougal Post suspects this thing really isn’t being developed
for people who love to blow stuff up in plain view.
Placed in the sneaky hands of a publicity-shy Wall Street Crime Lord however, CHAMP could wreak the
kind of unprincipled holocaust on global financial markets that spells B I
G B U C K S to anyone positioned to set
one off and get all his shorts in place beforehand.
Or smaller capers. You don't need much imagination to see a
handheld version shutting down some rival family's operation
at a key moment in the markets, or disabling some cheating dame's Mercedes
in the middle of a sharp hillside turn on the way to this romantic mountain
rendezvous at her CHAMP-armed sugar-daddy hedge fund manager’s Adirondack
retreat.
Here’s what we’re talking about; it should be of interest to subscribers vacationing on mountaintops everywhere, and not just in the Adirondacks:
