Carried Interest got taped telling supporters how he views his personal
enemies, apparently 47% of the American people, and the Nation listened to it yesterday. The Presidential candidate couched his diatribe in some kind of Newspeak, shaky propaganda we don't understand.
"There
are 47 percent of the people", the hedge fund manager explains at one point, “who
will vote for the president no matter what.
All right -- there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent on
government, who believe that, that they are victims, who believe that
government has the responsibility to care for them. Who believe that they are
entitled to health care, to food, to housing."
Trying
to turn this drivel into English, our political analyst, T. Watermelon
Jones, has come up with a translated version. What Calamari-for-Brains was really going on about
is this:
That
47% of the American people who live at the subsistence level, their labor traditionally
exploited to misallocate National Income into comfy standards of living for the "upper" 47%, now find
themselves confronting 1) starvation and homelessness because an addled-brained
1% within the second 47% sent all their jobs to China and wherever, totally
shutting most out of the economy altogether while threatening the rest with
more of the same just around the corner, and 2) disenfranchisement because the
aforementioned 1% have used every ploy in a truly demented playbook to prevent
voters in the first 47% from casting their ballots.
The
6% (Independents) who don’t belong to either 47% see that Carried Interest has
his head up his a$$ because you can turn on the TV and watch him placing it there
pretty much every evening now, so Independents aren’t going to support this
dipstick no matter what, and the election turns on how many
subsistence/starved/homeless/frightened voters the Psycho Wing of the Republican Party can drive away
from the polls.
47% minus, say, 10%=37%,
and with Independents staying home getting plastered on November 6, Carried
Interest and the Boogieman win in a 47%-37% landside, with a 16% no-show tally. A win that has nothing to do with anything
anybody’s talking about.
Face
it, valued subscribers, folks voting the GOP ticket have every reason to
believe the Muslim-reared community activist with that White-bashing wife of
his from some Black Power ghetto church in Chicago can’t wait to dump on gun-toting Heartland honkeys and raze the American way of life to the Sharia-level ground.
"There are 47 percent of the people", our political analyst explains at one point, “who will vote for the hedge fund guy no matter what. All right -- there are 47 percent who are with him, who are independent of government, who believe that, that they are victors, who believe that government has no responsibility to care for their victims. Who believe that they are entitled to deny people health care, food, housing."
Vote
for whomever you want this November. We’re
staying holed up in our Tennessee stronghold, ammo cached, guns at our
fingertips no matter what.
