The MacDougal Post: Maui-Wowie

September 13, 2012

Maui-Wowie

We’re late to the party on this one, and quite taken aback by the whole idea, but it appears that there’s a serious move afoot to decriminalize the sale and use of those illegal (leafy) vegetables some of you may or may not have experimented with during the 60’s. (Versions differ depending on whether or not the kids are around when history gets retold). It’s on the ballot in California, Colorado, and Washington in case anyone wants to move someplace where something they might actually want to vote for is mixed in with the trash being offered countrywide. Passage may be decided by our need to jack up tax revenues, of all things.

That’s right, subscribers. Call it Alice B. Toklas, call it Acapulco Gold, call it whatever you want, but weed, grass, doobie, pot, Mary Jane, chiba-chiba, dinkie-dow, stash, broccoli, burn, puff, Cambodian Red, gasper, giggle hay, Juanita, Juju, lobo, stink, mow, primo, reefer, rope, yeah, and Holy Mary Mother of God may be coming to a convenience store near you sometime real soon.

Principled investors disdaining the likes of Altria (MO), Philip Morris (PM), and Lorillard (LO) may want to rethink their long-term forecasts here before the smoke settles on that industry big time.

Check out our source:

http://beta.fool.com/piyusharora/2012/09/10/one-smoking-hot-tobacco-company/11287/

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

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Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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September 13, 2012

Maui-Wowie

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