With QE 1, Fed Chairman Ben Bananas fooled a lot of people,
but thanks to informed bloggers like your MacDougal Post, by QE2 folks had started to understand that all the sneaky rapscallion was
doing with his Q’s and E’s was …….
PRINTING MONEY, PRINTING MONEY, PRINTING MONEY.
By QE 3 even the talking heads were talking their fool heads off
about this hooligan Central Banker and the hyperinflation vortex that is our Nation’s
future unless …….
Unless the Boogieman has his way with Bananas come next January.
That’s right, subscribers.
We don’t like it any more than you do, but if Carried Interest wins, a Paul Ryan on the ticket may turn out to be the only good thing that’s come out of our nation's capitol since that peanut farmer got attacked by a wascally wabbit and lost out at the box office to Bonzo
Goes to Washington, whence all manner of things started tumbling down,
runaway consumer price increases notable among them.
The Boogieman is a world-class Fed basher, maybe the Number
One Bananas basher of all time, and, after a cursory review of his bloodier
attacks, turns out The MacDougal Post editorial staff is on board with
everything the VP candidate has been sparring over.
All of it is spot on.
A GOP win in November may be the only chance
you’ve got. Well, the only chance your
wealth management account has got anyway.
That’s what it’s come to with Ben Bananas at the helm.
Monetary policy being dead in the water, the Fed’s flagship marooned
on a treacherous fiscal reef. And the Mother of all Tsunamis approaching our negligently exposed financial shore.
