SEC in Bed with Wall Street Crime Families

           Apparently, and without actually coming out and saying it, a recent 60-page release by the Project on Government Oversight highlights flagrant and long-standing criminal corruption by public servants passing through the revolving door at the Securities and Excuses Commission.  The way these mob plants keep getting coddled makes us want to puke.  If you can still handle the chutzpah of Washington wise guys, and the unconscionable “who, me?” defense that goes along with it, check out the Reuters coverage at the web page below.  Keep in mind that the perps here are Black Ops specialists engaged in the kind of subversive activities that rely on plausible deniability to give a complicitous media reason to misreport what's really going on with them.

Caution: subscribers may want to grab themselves a barf bag before clicking on the following link:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/11/us-sec-report-revolvingdoor-idUSBRE91A03G20130211?source=email_wsb_ts_13

Major Political Announcement: Promise #2

          (Note:  MacDougal Post founder, MacDougal Irving, hisself, is running for President of the United States of America in 2016 on the brand new Curmudgeon Party ticket, and we’re announcing his political promises whenever we come up with one:)

         The Curmudgeon Party is proud to announce the following addition to its Political Promise Agenda:

         #2)  The Curmudgeon Party’s first priority after the election will be to bring racial balance to the game of professional basketball at both the NBA and professional college levels, guaranteeing all Americans their civil right to participate to the full extent of their kind’s proportionate ratio to our nation’s total population, in a game that was invented in their country, for goodness sakes.  If an ethnic demographic component comprises only, say, 10% of the nation’s population, then said ethnic demographic component’s representation in the game of professional basketball would be limited to only one player out of ten on each team roster.  Rosters would be restricted to fifteen players, so that in the preceding 10% ethnicity example, management of any team could roster up to, but no more than, one adult-sized player and one little person-sized, or midget-sized, or dwarf-sized, or whatever we’re supposed to call them now, player from that demographic component.

         We ran into this barber in town who hasn’t viewed a professional basketball game since maybe 1963, and that was fifty years ago, and everybody in the shop nodded when he said so.  Fifty years is too many years to go without viewing a game of professional basketball, in our opinion, way too many years, and something has to be done about that for the benefit of Americans who would otherwise love the sport if they had anybody they could even remotely identify with playing in it and none of them took PED’s or listened to rappers instead of country.

         The civil rights of our neighbors have been ignored for far too long in this country, and the Curmudgeon Party promises we’re going to do something about that when we get MacDougal Irving elected.

A Significant Cultural Moment in American History

Greatest Movies of All Time

1. Slap Shot, starring Paul Newman
2. Debbie Does Dallas, starring Bambi Woods
3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, starring Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, and Doc
4. Debbie Does Dallas II: She’s Scoring Again, starring Bambi Woods
5. Casablanca, starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman

Greatest TV of All Time

1. Duck Dynasty, starring Jase, Kay, Phil, Willie, Korie, Missy, Si, Sadie, Jep, and John Luke Robertson
2. Apollo 11 Mission, starring Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
3. Kefauver Committee Hearings, starring Frank Costello, Tony “Big Tuna” Accardo, Meyer Lansky, and Jake “Greasy Thumb” Guzik
4. White Bronco Car Chase, starring O. J. Simpson, Al Cowlings, and 20 Police Cars
5. All in the Family, starring Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton

         Now and again, there comes a crystallizing moment in the performing arts when some gifted souls manage to craft the quintessential essence of our humanity into their work, and just who we are, and who we’ve been, and where we’ll be starting out from next, are bared, becoming almost palpable, while contemporary culture itself is revealed clear as the light of day.  This is one of those moments, and the Robertsons of West Monroe Louisiana, Jase and Willy and Jep and them, are those gifted souls.  Clan started out manufacturing duck calls, their signature product being America’s favorite, the omnipresent Duck Commander, and have since added family entertainment to the business.  Show enthralls the hearts of gun-loving Americans everywhere throughout the Heartland.

         If you at least think you could probably take to moonshine because drinking ain’t never been about the taste, or ever got sat kind of in the middle there in the wedding chapel because the thing about the relatives and friends of the bride and the relatives and friends of the groom was bringing up stuff you really didn't want to mention, and that Hee Haw cancellation left a void in your life that never would be filled, and, most of all, you’ve been pining for a Beverly Hillbillies with Semiautomatic Assault Weapons since maybe 1962 or thereabouts, then you probably have some idea of what we’re talking about here.

         Duck Dynasty is aired on A&E Wednesdays at 8 PM Central, 7 PM Rocky Mountain.  Subscribers in time zones that include Candy-Ass Liberal states on the coasts can look up the %$#&ing times for youselfs.  Season III begins in 20 days.  That would be Wednesday, February 27, if you’re too lazy to run through the numbers on your own, and the wife ain't around.

         We got shine in our wet goods store.  How about you?  You even know?  (Hint: she ain’t in the dry martini section nowheres, and that’s for dang sure.)  Pick some up over the next three weeks, and tune on in.

Breaking News

 Standard & Poor’s Lawsuit (Today)

         While Congress gets paid off to perpetuate the broken legal infrastructure that makes it all but impossible to pursue big-time criminal action against big-time criminals, Justice gifts one of the ratings agencies with the financial incentive to rip us off even more spectacularly.  That’s what civil damage suits have become to the Crime Families.  You get hit with fines for $6 godzillion, so you’re motivated to find ways to make $12 godzillion, plus the vig (sometimes labeled “campaign contributions”) next quarter by ROBBING EVERYBODY BLIND, so you do.

         The MacDougal Post staff will, of course, try to figure out how these ratings agency lowlifes are going to manage it, but don’t expect us to come up with anything resembling a useful paradigm until after the global swindle goes down.

         That part is so complicated Justice had to wait four years to let these goons come up with a way to pull it off. 

Minneapolis (Yesterday)

         As our Trainwreck-in-Chief piles into the brick wall that is, for him anyway, gun control, swinging through Minneapolis to remind the nation that politicians eliminated “youth” gunplay there, the words of one local tour guide ring clearly in the ears of our Land of 10,000 Lakes stringer.  Nobody addressed gun control in Minneapolis.  Minnesota pols built a $#%&ing interstate, and collateral improvements, right through the middle of their $#%&ing ghetto, driving all the $#%&ing @!%%#&s out of town.

         Tour guide didn’t put it that way exactly, but, subscribers, that’s how our stringer heard it, loud and clear, so that’s how we’re going to pass it along to you, and we apologize to anyone with a background in cryptology for our politically incorrect language.