QE to End Plus Bonus Coverage of America's Sweetheart

         Behind the scenes, we at The MacDougal Post have been working tirelessly to protect your Twenty-First Amendment rights.  With yesterday’s announcement that this October the left hand of our Commie Government (the Fed) will stop printing funny-money to buy bonds issued by the right hand of our Commie Government (the Treasury Department), our subscribers need to stock up on all the Twenty-First Amendment rights they can load into the back of the family coal roller.

         Nobody knows what’s fixing to happen, but chances are it won’t be pretty.  Maintain only the highest quality names in those portfolios, people, and for goodness sakes, that does NOT mean Treasuries, and enjoy those Twenty-First Amendment rights MacDougal and his team will continue to safeguard for you.

         Keep your eye upon the dividend income and not upon the stash.

Bonus Coverage: in case you missed today’s column by the adorable ball of fire who’s rapidly becoming America’s Sweetheart, here it is:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/07/11/president-obama-buzzed-on-suds-great-adventure/

Another Call for Impeachment

         As the far-seeing among us continue to unravel over the portending death of America, a shrill cry to punish the sitting miscreant, started here at your MacDougal Post, grows louder across the ailing land:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/07/08/Exclusive-Sarah-Palin-Time-to-Impeach-President-Obama

         Meanwhile, doing the pinko commie shuffle down the very White House corridors where these impeachable crimes keep taking place, a tap-dancing Mister Bojangles has now changed positions on the alien child invasion three times in three days, hoofing like the minstrel show headliner he seems to become every time the sh!t hits the fan for him.

         When the doctrine is Democratic political tricks, and the issue, raghead terrorists sneaking across our unprotected border along with a bonanza of Democratic votes, a doctrinaire is the last security risk America can afford to keep in the Oval office right now, particularly one Muslim-raised Kenyan who just released five, count ‘em, five high terrorist muckety-mucks, and released them from detention for already trying to blow some of us up.

House Republicans, impeach this malignancy from the body politic and start calling treason, treason, before the morbid ramifications here get us all blown up.

On the Road

         On a day when pinko dissidents in the left-wing media circus inexplicably dissed the New Jersey Governor for declining to talk to parents of tragic victims shot by an armed psycho in Connecticut before vetoing legislation that would’ve prevented real Americans from defending themselves against armed psychos bent on shooting more tragic victims in his own state, we read of patriots elsewhere who’ve found a remarkable way to demonstrate against similarly misguided Commie environmental hysteria, particularly those clueless and embarrassing histrionics emanating from the Screw-up-in-Chief now temporarily billeted at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

         Buy a diesel pick-up truck, put maybe $500 into smokestacks and whatnot, and start polluting the skies around you with gobs and gobs of delightfully thick black carbon emissions.

         It’s called rolling coal, and it’s perfectly legal, and here’s how you do it:

http://www.dieselhub.com/tech/how-to-blow-black-smoke.html

         Here’s where we got that link from:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/07/rolling_coal_conservatives_who_show_their_annoyance_with_liberals_obama.html

         And here’s a club to join when you’re all equipped and accessorized; sign up soon and maybe you’ll win that free pump some lucky member is about to receive:

https://www.facebook.com/smokeymountaincoalrollers

         See you at a Smokey Mountain Black Out, coal rollers.

Survey Says Liberal Elites Hate McDonald’s

         In yet another indigestible propaganda piece polling the kind of trendy, left-wing metrosexual spume who have this craven need to prove that they’re better than us by slamming hamburgers at McDonald’s, some effete media whack-jobs just this week proclaimed that, once again, today’s trendy left-wing, metrosexual spume is better than us, and purported to prove it by producing a “brand new” survey slamming hamburgers at McDonald’s.

         After 60 years of this, a backhanded way of flaunting lavish lifestyle choices of the rich and psychotic, who can afford to pay top dollar for the latest hoity-toity faux-gourmet fad in affirmative-action, pro-choice, wetback-amnesty, terrorist-releasing faggotland, and do so with a vengeance, The McDougal Post proclaims that what is really, really difficult to swallow here, is the h0rs#sh!t plopped out by effete media whack-jobs, and we call upon real Americans everywhere to join us in hitting the Golden Arches twice a week for the rest of our tempting, filling, absolutely delicious, and shove-your-pinko-dietary-choices-up-your-commie-a$$ lives, and save ourselves a bundle in doing so.

         Long Live Big Macs and Fries!  Long Live Egg McMuffins!  Long Live Everything Else on McDonald's Savory Menu!  Long Live Ronald McDonald!

         And out with the Real Clowns Here Too!

Sky-High on the American Commie Manifesto

         A couple of days ago NASA announced that it had just “successfully launched the first spaceship dedicated to studying atmospheric carbon dioxide … to locate Earth’s sources of ... the leading human-produced greenhouse gas responsible for warming our planet.”  Apparently studying whether or not the planet is really warming up, again, or what makes warming up now so different from all the other times the planet went ahead and warmed up without us, if it even is, or determining whether or not carbon dioxide has anything to do with anything is not part of the mission, placing what has become just one more scary spaced-out arm of our Communist Government in Washington front and center in the war to replace intellectual honesty with Clinton/Gore pseudo science.

         Seems that handing oodles and oodles of our manufacturing jobs over to fellow Commies in Asia wasn’t enough for this nation’s pinko leaders.  Now the Trotskyites want to totally destroy American capitalism by excluding reality in decision making as they replace marketable coal and oil with insanely impractical sunlight beams, wafty breezes, corn oil, and God only knows what else, the cost of which will destroy any possibility of sustaining a free market economy here without your freedom-bashing Karl Marx-based Central Party assuming total control over every falling-apart thing and permanently replacing actual money with whatever the hell a Socialist Fed is already QEing us with now.

         Please, somebody important, anybody important, please, please, please, please, please step forward and start making some f#ck!ng sense.