Born into a Big 5 investment banking family, I quit organized financial racketeering to go straight. MacDougal Irving is my Blogger Protection Identity, and I am a retired Certified Public Accountant and, like all of us, a badly misinformed investor. These are my observations on capital market cons as they were explained to me across the dinner table as a kid.
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........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........
March 5, 2015
The Muslim Invasion Hits New York
To honor the successful, ongoing Islamic Jihad against Christianity, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio announced yesterday that the city's public school system will close for the two most important Muslim holidays next year, Eid al-Adha and Eid al-Fitr. Presumably, some 1.1 million schoolchildren will stay home, as there's no mention of onsite counseling to help dismissed White pupils of European descent wrestle with nightmares over masked ragheads wielding swords behind and a tad above their targeted little necks.
Eid al-Adha, the Festival of Sacrifice, is an appropriate time to wonder who's next, and, as an Iranian non-Muslim was sentenced to having his lips burnt with a cigarette for smoking during Ramadan and five Iranian Muslims were publicly flogged with 70 stripes for eating instead of fasting then, New York youngsters better find out exactly when that one ends so they don't get caught commemorating any earlier than they should.
Christ, Lord God of Our Fathers, help us, for we are being led by imbeciles.