Who's Manipulating Oil Prices?

     In reports that just now reached our eyes, the Saudi Oil Minister refuted accusations that his country is behind the recent free-fall in crude oil prices.  That leaves one remaining coven of culprits-of-interest.  As we've already told you, this would be the Wall Street Crime Families.  Nobody else has the craven need to rig markets the unconscionable way they do, or the clout to pay off the Feds, who're in bed with these monstrous racketeers up to their revolving-door career-path gonads.

     Remember, valued subscribers, you heard it here first.  If you don't get the news from anywhere else, thank the nation's complicit media for that.  They wouldn't know a thieving pack of cut-purses if the thugs sliced market prices in half on us to generate obscene windfalls for themselves.

     Oh, wait a minute, the cut-purses just did.