The MacDougal Post: Dear Voters,

November 8, 2012

Dear Voters,

We are Eisenhower Republicans here at Global Headquarters, which means we can’t support either major party. Sanctimonious fruitcakes on the Right have drawn conservative politics to the Looney Tunes side of so many none-of-your-damn-business issues that we’re convinced these nut cases need to be seeking therapy, not political office, and the anti-White/iceberg-hugger coalition to the Left, which has been waging financial war against Heartland America pretty much since Ike faded away, is, in our opinion, likely to bring this nation to its knees some day soon through hyperinflation on the inside and this massive - and seditious - alien invasion of theirs from beyond our borders.

Ike would calamari in his khakis over all this. The former Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in Europe might even get to thinking appropriate military solution, not financial cliff.

We see that something like 98.5% of you voted for one side or the other in the latest election. Morons. You damn fools deserve what you’re going to get.

Pity is, you’re dragging us into it too.

Anyway, here’s an Eisenhower-era tune for the 98.5%. Listen, then switch on the radio to get a taste of what the world has turned into because of voters like you, and COMPARE.

Maybe you’ll think twice about encouraging these dipsticks next time Election Day rolls around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFfuUu5xmMA

Your diligent blogger,

MacDougal

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

The MacDougal Post

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November 8, 2012

Dear Voters,

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