The MacDougal Post: Public Agendas

July 30, 2011

Public Agendas

Democratic Congressmen
    Save Trees
    Save Whales
    Social Issues
        Union Stuff
        Black Stuff
        Latino Stuff
        Senior Stuff
        Immigrant Stuff
        Gay Stuff
        Poor People Stuff
        Sick People Stuff
    Tax Rich People

Republican Congressmen
    Save Capital Punishment
    Rich People Stuff
    Tax Union Workers, Blacks, Latinos, Seniors,
        Gays, Poor People, and Sick People,
        And Don’t Let Any of them Vote
    Shoot Illegal Immigrants
    Faith-Based Initiatives
        War
        Guns
        Ammo
        Waterboarding
        Kill Umamacare
        Kill Medicare
        Kill Social Security
        Kill Entitlements, Other
        Kill Collective Bargaining
        Dismantle Government
    Debt Ceiling Photo Ops - Daily with
        More to Come Next December

President
    Change Something Big

Voters
    Jobs

    It‘s easy to come up with people who‘d want to vote for some agenda position, and why, but we‘re pretty sure it’s mostly a matter of voting against things rather than for any of this. Many, we think, simply cast their ballots against the voters who’re voting against them. How the process can possibly survive is beyond us.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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July 30, 2011

Public Agendas

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