The MacDougal Post: Jobs

July 7, 2011

Jobs

    China steals all the modern Western technology it can lure over there by partnering with foreigners, then turns around and competes against its foreign partnerships with Chinese enterprises sporting the stolen technology, its domestic provinces soon limiting areas of business done by foreign partnerships as soon as they spot any area of business done by foreign partnerships having the same technology as Chinese enterprises. After a decade of this wonton dupe and having lost all their previous whiz-bang gizmos to the inscrutable little bastard$, American companies sound like they've had enough.

Finally.

    Based on a recent Reuters article, however, some American enterprises pulling out of that country today would be expected to return 83% of their previously outsourced manufacturing jobs to US robots, and only the remaining 17% to human workers.

    This leaves a huge pool of our formerly employed still jobless. How are we ever going to put them back to work under these alarming new automated conditions?

    Fortunately for the country, Blatant Umama's job creation skills, honed as a Chicago Ghetto activist, or whatever he was, coupled with the GOP's spellbinding success at deploying war and tax cuts to curtail municipal services, particularly in the area of state and local law enforcement, are expected to drive robust growth in selected sectors of the nation's economy during the second half of 2011.

    Specifically, MacDougal Post studies indicate that new hires in the following occupations will form the centerpiece of our long-awaited economic recovery:

Drug Dealer          Bank Robber                Skyjacker
Drug Pusher         Porn Star                     Street Punk
Drug Mule            Pickpocket                  Money Launderer
Drug Kingpin         Grifter                         Strangler
Pimp                     Arsonist                       Embezzler
Street Hustler        Hijacker                      Crime Lord
CEO                      Armed Robber             Purse Snatcher
Serial Killer            Jewel Thief                  Confidence Man
CFO                      Cat Burglar                  Safecracker
Axe Murderer       Investment Banker       Pirate
Hit Man                Gunman                      Mortgage Banker
Divorce Lawyer    Kidnapper                   Identity Thief
War Criminal        Dictator                      Commodity Trader
Short-Seller           Smuggler                     Bully
Congressman        Swindler                     Counterfeiter
Consigliore            Slasher                        Forger
Extortionist         Mugger                        Shoplifter
Fence                    Plagiarist                      Bushwhacker
Prowler                Gun Runner                  Hooligan
Chiseler                Mob Soldier                 Gangster
Impostor              Bandit                          Gangsta
Racketeer              Carjacker                     Stripper
Capo                    CPA                            Pole Dancer
Hacker                  Gang Banger                Floozy
Landlord              Card Shark                   Hooker
Smuggler              Tax Cheat                    DMV Clerk

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

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July 7, 2011

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