The MacDougal Post: The Presidential Missus

July 21, 2011

The Presidential Missus

    Less than three years ago, financial Armageddon, wrought by reckless, myopic, political ninnies strong-arming the mortgage industry into financing houses for people who don’t buy houses, brought down the civilized world and Iceland, not to mention our common stock portfolios. Now Mrs. Blatant Umama announces that she has strong-armed businesses into bringing fresh fruits and vegetables to people who don’t buy fresh fruits and vegetables.

    Who knows how this reckless, myopic political ninny did it, but companies like Wal-Mart and Walgreens as well as some we never heard of will now be selling where no company has sold before.

    When will we ever learn?

    The MacDougal Post again calls for the immediate impeachment of Blatant Umama as well as the publication of that Princeton thesis, or whatever it was, written by the missus, purportedly warning us voters about this kind of calamari before it ever had a chance to start hitting the fan.

    God only knows how this one is going to end.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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July 21, 2011

The Presidential Missus

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