This Week in the Comics

     SuperDonald's worst enemies, Capitalist members of the Central Party, released a years-old, illegally taped conversation of a younger SuperDonald talking like every regular son-of-bitch in the whole fucking country does to his asshole buddies, even with some piss ant pretending to be your asshole buddy but taping you instead.  The main topic of conversation at such times is, of course, grabbing pussy, and the younger Man of Deal treated his audience to a thoroughly well thought out take on that, admirably presented too.  His Communist enemies, however, reacted predictably, Central Party faggots and half the asswipe trannies going postal over the pussy grabbing stuff, Central Party dykes and the other half of the asswipe trannies declining to discuss pussy at all, and each Central Party bisexual trying to figure out just what the fuck he/she/them is before deciding how a grabbed pussy would affect him/her/them.

     Slingin' Willy, whose valuable input should've been the most relevant of anybody's in the Communist Party, remained silent on actually stuffing cigars into a White House intern's pussy, slingin' his willy into a White House intern's mouth, and soiling a White House intern's pretty blue dress at the end of an Oval Office blowjob with the essence of his Presidential loins.  Meanwhile Crazy-Eye kept alluding to what SuperDonald thinks of Rosie O'Donnell even though the entire voting public except her thinks what he had to say there was real accurate, if not somewhat understated.  Okay, way understated.  Way, way understated to some of you, we know.

     For declaring that the Presidential race was over a month before Election Day on account of pussy grabbing, even though SuperDonald was just talking about it on the years-old tape, not actually grabbing any, Chuck Todd has already been awarded the Joseph Goebbels Propagandist of 2016 Award two and a half months before the year was over.  Nobody has turned what used to be journalism into pure, unadulterated fiction designed to glorify the North American Communist Party better than Chuck, no one since communism was ushered in with the nationalization of the U.S. Treasury bond market less than a decade ago anyway.

Evacuate

     Where to?  How?

     Before Hurricane Andrew, residents of South Florida could skip town two or three days before a storm's expected arrival and drive out in light traffic.  After Andrew, escape routes got clogged early, and evacuees were faced with the the risks of blocked roads, insane gas lines, and gas stations run dry.  Motels were full all the way into Georgia and Alabama.  Towns in Georgia had storm shelters with signs up telling you to go away if you weren't from there.

     As with their election coverage, the media is ignoring half the story.  Leave, leave, leave, they're urging people, as if what happens once you lock your door doesn't matter and hunkering down isn't a sanctioned option anymore.  Mandatory evacuation orders, or mandatory death sentences?

     In 75 years of hurricane watching, our quasi meteorologist has never seen coverage as irresponsible as this.  It's almost as if our Muslim President is deliberately placing White Christians in harms way.

     Wouldn't surprise anybody we're still talking to if he was.

This Week in the Comics

The Adventures of SuperDonald

Man of Deal

     While her underling went and got himself all beat up in a televised debate against the Man of Deal's loyal second in command, who, of course, had Truth, Justice, and the American Way on his teleprompter, Crazy-Eye, distaff half of the Washington power couple demanding his and hers presidencies from victimized voters, stayed in to collapse out of public view - if it hit again - and count her money.  What "it" is hasn't been revealed yet as penile half, Slingin' Willy, took to the airwaves to explain that what's happened before hasn't happened before, enabling media cronies to suggest maybe her shoes were too tight or she had a tummy ache or indigestion or something, or... or... or simply felt like lying down on the curb to enjoy the sunny day since whatever it was wasn't overheating or contageous pneumomia or anything like that at all.  Ever.  As for that money she was busy counting, Crazy-Eye had plenty to add up.  News reports revealed that the power couple could strongarm top dollar kickbacks from beholden Arab potentates for State Department efforts to finally let ragheads buy every manner of U. S. military warbird capable of flying a nuclear payload over sworn enemy Israel.  Her Sate Department, that would be.

     Elsewhere on the campaign trail, SuperDonald flew Trump One into downtown Vegas, only it was announced that Maria Sharapova had just signed up for a tennis tournament there, so you couldn't find anything from the local propaganda machine about the Man of Deal, only tennis stuff and/or Russian stuff and/or Russian tennis players stuff, so our superhero kind of went underground, or at least underreported, temporarily out of sight too.

     Meanwhile, in total secrecy as always, the evil Planet of the Apes White House continued waging war against the White Race, apparently following some paper Monkey-Face wrote in college outlining how Cornelius should channel community activism into 1) taking down the White police, 2) turning Arians into a minority population through mass illegal immigration, 3) bringing large numbers of Muslim teenagers into the country to mass murder Whites, 4) closing the Ghettos to relocate all inner-city Blacks into affluent White suburbs, 5) increasing the proportion of Blacks in Government, and 6) launching both welfare payments and income tax rates up to nosebleed heights as a means of ultimately enslaving the soon-to-be lower class Whites and making them work for this new obscenely wealthy Black ruling class.

     Things looked grimmer and grimmer in the fancier neighborhoods outside Gotham City as the weeks rolled by.  Could SuperDonald still save the day?  Or would he encamp in Sin City, pick up some Nikes and a fashionable pair of high-end shorts, and ditch the race for some Russki-born tennis lovely?

     Only time will tell, valued subscribers.  Only time will tell. 

The Comic Book Election

     If the 2016 race for President of the United States seems unreal, that's because it is.  Everything about the two major campaigns reads like something coming out of a comic book.  An adult comic book, to be sure.

   Arch-villain Crazy-Eye, female half of the malevalent Washington power couple who rendered their country's factories onto foreign lands in exchange for a surfeit of riches that beholden potentates are still pouring into the obscenely overflowing coffers of their Canadian-based strongarm operation, The Clinton Foundation, is running as a Communist, the wild-spending party whose prodigal ways have become focused on 1) buying votes through massive free-stuff giveaways and 2) keeping the Treasury bond market nationalized to maintain ruthless control over interest rates, which would otherwise reach heights that would bankrupt their vile pinko game.  Slingin' Willy, male half of the repressible ruling pair, is a politico/predator, the infamous pervert who never could keep it in his pants, bringing semen stains into both the White House and his abused nation's preteen history books.

     SuperDonald, a hero who builds tall buildings with other people's bare hands, carries heavier debt burdens than an entire European principality, and is often spotted with beauty contestants on his arm, talented women who can look gorgeous and do swimsuit, evening gown, or interview competitions at the same time, is running as a Capitalist, the hard-working party that founded the country and made it great.  SuperDonald says he'll make it great again, and his superpowers include making a great deal, constructing national fences, and keeping scum who want to kill us out of the country - as well as all the goddam antichrists who're bringing these killers in with them.

     Will Truth, Justice, and the American Way win out?  Or can Crazy-Eye and Slingin' Willy do the unthinkable and bring the beleaguered masses down to the depths of utter ruination.

     Then there's the bigger issue here.  The one nobody wants to talk about.  Voters no longer determine the outcome of these elections, voting machines do.  Have Crazy-Eye and Slingin' Willy put enough crooked cronies in place to make the results already known to them?

  What can SuperDonald possibly do about that?  Does our hero win the vote only to lose the tally in the end?

     Don't go away.  The hand of destiny will be turning our pages to that part soon.
  

The Donald Wins, Then What?

     Victory, followed immediately by taking on Yellen over nationalizing the Bond Market, China over currency manipulation, central bankers everywhere over ZIRP/NIRP/Whatever, Asians over getting our factories back, India and Bangladesh over shutting down our call centers there, and the rest of it, while he's fencing wetbacks out and keeping their jobs in, for Americans to have, and shutting down what has apparently become a major industry built around the inflow of Islamic infrastructure producing the murdering Muslim scum who kill Christians and Jews here on our own soil?  Ouch.  Stock market drops what, 50% overnight?  95%?  World economy ceases to function two weeks later?

     Or is there some gentle way to undo the evil done to this country by Washington elites, maybe this thing about knowing how to make a deal.

     What's up with that anyway?  How will it be applied?  Sometimes, one feels like we're watching this comic book superhero who showed up one day with these superpowers of his, a Master of at least the World Economy, if not the Universe, and we have no idea what these superpowers are, just that one is called making a deal and some day soon Superdonald will just kind of pull it out and the rest, and use them to save us all. 

     The choice is obvious.  Keep on slipping into the tightening grip of communist control, or tear down everything they've built to replace the American Dream with whatever it is we've been given a glimpse of by the Planet of the Apes White House.

     We'd just like to have an early warning damage assessment, a heads-up, is all.  Anybody have a clue?  Anybody at all?

Deutsche Bank - Fingering the Real Culprits Here

     As our valued subscribers know, prior to the Financial Apocalypse, Democrats all over Washington enabled financial institutions to basically give away mortgages to borrowers who couldn't afford them, and then the addle-brained politicians and complicit bureaucrats pushed lenders into changing business practices to start doing so, in part through vicious, scorched earth, political correctness initiatives, notably demanding the destruction of centuries-old credit standards and implementation of these brand new, crazy-ass policies of 1) low or no down payments 2) bait and switch interest charges, and 3) dumping the resulting worthless paper on blatantly misled investors through fraudulent securitization underwriting operations.

     A few years later, Democrats running the "Justice" Department started in extorting money from shareholders who had absolutely nothing to do with the resulting meltdown, some of whom didn't even hold stock in whatever financial institution was being looted.  We're told that shareholders at American banks have been made to cough up amounts between $3.2 billion and $16.7 billion.

   Yesterday, Deutsche Bank confirmed reports that it has been told to fork over $14 billion from Deutsche's equity balances.  The bank added it has "no intent to settle ... anywhere near the number cited."

     What they really need to do is sue Washington Democrats instead.  Pretty much all of them.  They're the ones who did this to us.  The crooks who really need to pay.  If $14 billion is the number "Justice" Department Democrats have settled on, then Democrats all over Washington should be called upon to come up with it.

The Big Picture

     We here at The MacDougal Post have been coming to grips with what strikes us as a nefariously mutating long term investment continuum by taking things in one parcel at a time.  The piece linked below, graciously passed along by a valued subscriber, is just Part 1 in what's already a comprehensive, sweeping view produced by some impressive broad-vista thinking.  It's well worth your time:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-10/time-get-real-part-1-central-banks