The MacDougal Post: This Week in the Comics

October 10, 2016

This Week in the Comics

SuperDonald's worst enemies, Capitalist members of the Central Party, released a years-old, illegally taped conversation of a younger SuperDonald talking like every regular son-of-bitch in the whole fucking country does to his asshole buddies, even with some piss ant pretending to be your asshole buddy but taping you instead. The main topic of conversation at such times is, of course, grabbing pussy, and the younger Man of Deal treated his audience to a thoroughly well thought out take on that, admirably presented too. His Communist enemies, however, reacted predictably, Central Party faggots and half the asswipe trannies going postal over the pussy grabbing stuff, Central Party dykes and the other half of the asswipe trannies declining to discuss pussy at all, and each Central Party bisexual trying to figure out just what the fuck he/she/them is before deciding how a grabbed pussy would affect him/her/them.

Slingin' Willy, whose valuable input should've been the most relevant of anybody's in the Communist Party, remained silent on actually stuffing cigars into a White House intern's pussy, slingin' his willy into a White House intern's mouth, and soiling a White House intern's pretty blue dress at the end of an Oval Office blowjob with the essence of his Presidential loins. Meanwhile Crazy-Eye kept alluding to what SuperDonald thinks of Rosie O'Donnell even though the entire voting public except her thinks what he had to say there was real accurate, if not somewhat understated. Okay, way understated. Way, way understated to some of you, we know.

For declaring that the Presidential race was over a month before Election Day on account of pussy grabbing, even though SuperDonald was just talking about it on the years-old tape, not actually grabbing any, Chuck Todd has already been awarded the Joseph Goebbels Propagandist of 2016 Award two and a half months before the year was over. Nobody has turned what used to be journalism into pure, unadulterated fiction designed to glorify the North American Communist Party better than Chuck, no one since communism was ushered in with the nationalization of the U.S. Treasury bond market less than a decade ago anyway.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

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Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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October 10, 2016

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