The Muslim War and Mexican Ethnic Cleansing

Facing outrage over holding their “Million Muslim March” on Washington on the September 11th anniversary of their dramatic victory against this country back in 2001, protest organizers pulled out a timeworn religious tenet - lying to despised infidels - and changed the event’s name to “Million American March Against Fear”.   Reminiscent of raghead plans to place a mosque beside the World Trade Center site a while back, our nation’s refusal to acknowledge the bloody war these people have been waging against nonbelievers across two millennia continues to demonstrate how dumb, hence vulnerable, we appear to the enemy.

Meanwhile across the country in Los Angeles, Jorge Vergara, billionaire owner of Major League Soccer’s USA Chivas, has been charged with what one former employee calls “ethnic cleansing”, removing everyone from his organization who isn’t Mexicano and doesn’t hablo Espanol, including players, staff, and all connected with their youth soccer programs, kids too.

“If you don’t speak Spanish,” Vergara is quoted as allegedly saying, “you can go work for the Galaxy”.

Since we can’t believe this one ourselves, here’s the Fox News link: 


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/16/la-soccer-team-accused-purging-non-spanish-speakers/ 


         Why aren't we throwing all these a$$holes in the clink or out of the country or something?  This calamari is beyond ridiculous.

What’s Just around the Bend

         If you don’t think you’re at war, or sometimes question why, take a look at our relentless enemy and his vile objective in every corner of the globe:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/08/18/egyptian-islamists-attack-christian-churches/

A Word about Banana Clips

         Your MacDougal Post staff first noticed that the Feds were cooking the books while slogging through the bedeviled, inflation-ravaged wasteland otherwise known as the Jimmy Carter years.  Suddenly some of their rosier economic stats had lost any possible connection to reality, and the more glaring errata getting pooped out of Washington at that time could no longer be reconciled with audited financials coming from the private sector and empirical evidence.  To us, the national accounts have never looked right since, and we simply don’t use them in decision-making.

         Thursday, consternation over federal debt totals made another media splash, at least with the fair and balanced crowd over at Fox News, so MacDougal revisited malfeasance there once again, and we’ve decided to let you in on his thinking.

         MacDougal thinks that all the poopheads in Washington should be thrown in the slammer, number crunchers too.  Clearly any digit published inside the beltway passes across a political desk prior to release.  Those misbegotten dirtbags have to be penciling in whatever they want.

         Within each stinking Federal Agency is a high level socioeconomic sociopath who answers to nobody and is ethically challenged enough to crank out the kind of malevolent drivel that will let the 1% continue to fleece every single man woman and trust fund baby in the 99% until the last woebegotten penny is squeezed out of their destitute, wage-enslaved, sorry-a$$ wealth management accounts.

         Washington says the Federal Government has rung up a $16.9 trillion National Debt.  Everybody else sees it as a staggering $70 trillion or worse.  Do you have any idea what the difference is between 16.9 trillion anythings and 70 trillion of them?  Of course you don’t.  Neither do we.  Nobody does.  Basically, nobody has a clue.  We don’t even understand what the number 1 trillion could possibly be.

         Driving 40.2 million times around the equatorial circumference simply does not trigger a comprehensible electronic impulse inside the human brain to explain what 1 trillion means.

MILEWISE, 70 TRILLION MOTHERF#$%ING DOLLARS IS LIKE DRIVING YOUR LEXUS AROUND THE EARTH’S EQUATOR 2.814 BILLION MOTHERF#$%ING TIMES

         To punish high crimes against the crown in Merrie Olde England, our buddies the Brits used to drag their hopelessly condemned to the gallows bound and roped behind a horse, and thereupon hanged the miscreant until almost dead, thence disemboweling alive whatever was left, entrails burned in the process, whereupon anything that still remained got beheaded and the charred corpse quartered (four limbs, four horses, one giddyup, and you don’t want to know what happens next).  That’s the closest we can come to describing how our elected officials have been doing the American people since about the time a prior Mr. President was getting done too, only different, inside the Clinton Oral Office.  Screwing with National Debt totals probably fits in with those entrail burnings during the disembowelment part, and maybe smoldering for a bit just after that part too.

         Off-balance sheet financing is how they’re going about it, subscribers.  Remember Enron?  Same kind of thing.  The Feds do not fund promises, leaving out the future cost of political bacchanalia like Social Security, guarantees of student and mortgage loans and pension benefits, and now Obamacare.  That means we’ll be printing money to pay for the actual benefits when the promised dreams come true, and the day the real extent of that debt is acknowledged, and the monetization needed to cover it starts to get unsprung, interest rates will skyrocket, and financial markets will collapse. 

         We’ve written about hyperinflation before.  That’s the biggest fear.  Whatever, financial fraud is the cause, and that’s what we’re covering here.  Washington’s financial fraud.  That American voters continue to leave any of these perps in power should be a lesson to us all.  And that lesson is this:

         Don’t leave the house without side-arms, subscribers, and at least one semiautomatic rifle, and stock plenty of ammo in the pickup.  And don’t forget the banana clips.  Boxes and boxes of fully-loaded banana clips snugged up just inside the tailgate so you can get to them real quick.

         Time’s coming when you’re gonna be needing every dang one.  Every dang fully-loaded 30-round clip.

         Could be coming sooner than you think too.

Be Like Carl

      Yesterday, legendary investor/infamous corporate raider Carl Icahn announced that he has a brand new $1.5 billion position in Apple common.  That’s 7.5% of his estimated net worth.  Were the legend to rebalance his portfolio holdings to something around that percentage as a diversification target, he’d end up with just 13 stocks, so this move is more than a tad on the aggressive side, which should come as no surprise to our valued subscribers.  And, who knows, Icahn may not be done with his buy program yet.  If the price tanks once again, one would think he'd step in somewhere and support it.

       To see if you want to be like Carl, first multiply your own net worth by .075, and consider how large this position would be for you, next double that number to accommodate the likelihood he's weighing the pros and cons of doubling up if the opportunity presents itself, and then decide whether you’d wheel and deal with that kind of action too.

       Or not.

Crime American Style

      While your friendly mobsters at JP Morgan Chase, the nation’s largest criminal organization, 1) have agreed to pay $410 million to make charges of power market manipulation go away, 2) are looking at arrests over that $6.2 billion London Whale trading loss scandal, and 3) remain under investigation over a) some kind of Libor fixing cover-up, and b) Presbyterian Mafia stockpiling of commodities targeted in industrywide price-rigging operations, we’re now told that 4) a criminal probe is finally underway into the part JP Morgan Chase goons played in the sale of those bundled subprime mortgage securities that caused the 2007-2008 Financial Apocalypse which took down the civilized world and Iceland.

      Comments from Washington lawmakers are strangely absent in the total lack of media hoopla surrounding these Kingpins and their archcriminal activities.

      Meanwhile, after staging civil demonstrations in support of street thugs pounding neighborhood watch heads against the pavement, the Justice Department announced that street drug dealers are spending too much time in prison and not enough time selling drugs on the streets, and so, will no longer be charged with smalltime drug crimes over street-level criminal drug dealing activities.  Efforts to take away our guns so street thugs can just go ahead and shoot us all dead while they shoot up our children remain on the back burner at Justice for now.

      Oh, and on Monday the NY Times reported that the settlement of a Facebook privacy case allotted nothing to the plaintiffs and about $2.3 million to their lawyers.

      What in God’s name has happened to the nation we were born in?  Lady Liberty weeps for the victimized children of her teeming masses.

Welfare Racketeers and Stock Buybacks

         According to the averages, a welfare family of four makes $61,194 tax-free annually, while your working family with two kids pulls in $50,000 of taxable income during the same year.

         It’s long past time for salaried men and women to shift the conversation from entitlement to secession.  Given today's numbers, continuing to compete against an oppressive political ploy that buys votes by giving away free stuff to a conniving pack of good-for-nothing belligerents is no longer a viable option.

         Elsewhere, Blatant Umama’s call to destroy private capital when financial institutions fail rather than use “taxpayer” funds has a curious ring to it once one considers the reality that this man’s political base is diametrically opposed to doing anything that would ever cause them to pay Federal income taxes.

         It's you and me who are being targeted, subscribers.  The typical stock option swindle takes the CEO and them out of the picture every time the company pulls off a stock "buyback", which is Crime Family lingo for laundering the company stock elitists have been looting from shareholders pretty much on a continuing basis since Jan 1, 1981.

         Seems like the decent, hard-working folk from Middle America should be getting together to dump this loser, his kind, and the 1% who own him, and break away to forge a renewed start to the real American way of life.

         Our Founding Fathers deserve a second chance.  Hopefully, we'd get it right this time.

Jobs

      Near as we can figure, there are 158.1 million people in the American labor force (155.8 million civilian plus 2.3 million military), of which 11.5 million are unemployed, leaving 144.3 million at work.  The country’s total population is 316.8 million, and, taking out children and seniors, there are somewhere in the very general vicinity of 200 million adults who could be working and 44.2 million who should be but are not.

      44.2 million divided by 200 million gives us an unemployment rate of 22.1%.  Of those 144.3 million people who are working, empirical evidence indicates that at least 50-100 million of them are in sh!t, dead end jobs, generally way below where their education was supposed to have taken them, and hate it, our definition of chronically underemployed.  Therefore, the un/underemployment rate in the United States can be estimated to range somewhere between roughly 47.1% and 72.1%.  At least.  That’s a very conservative estimate.

      So where does the Obama White House get off telling us that unemployment “edged down” to “7.4” last month, trumpeting this as some kind of improvement?

      The man has devastated the quality of life in this country by ignoring the horrific problem we’ve got with JOBS.

    JOBS, you pathetic, do-nothing incompetent.  America needs JOBS!  

Still.