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June 10, 2014

Safety Alert: Unmanned Aircraft and Driverless Cars


         For the first time ever, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has granted somebody a certificate to fly an unmanned aircraft (drone) over land, though exactly whom is unclear.  AeroVironment, Inc., a California firm with operations in Monrovia and Sim Valley, manufactured the drone, so it’s probably somebody there, and BP Exploration, Inc. contracted the missions as part of their North Slope maintenance effort in the Prudhoe Bay oil field, and that crowd got so tired of screwing up big time a few years ago that it’s not likely to be one of them.  Called a Puma, the fancy model airplane has a wingspan somewhere around 9 ft. and flies for up to 3½ hours at 200 to 400 ft., getting launched when this guy, whoever he is, throws it through the air with both hands over his head.

         Puma’s been operating for a week now, and has already helped truckers drive heavy drill rigs through dense fog by providing them with real-time high-resolution 3D computerized models of the tight roadways ahead.  Absence of the word, “map”, anywhere at all in the coverage we read leads us to wonder just how childish a mind playing with toy airplanes for a living can get, and substitution of the expression, "3D computerized model" for proper English scares us into questioning whether the words "ground safety", omitted from the article as well, are being addressed on the North Slope of Prudhoe Bay today, or NOT.

         Last summer the FAA handed drone operators two certificates to fly over water in remote areas.  No certificates have been issued for flights over any kind of surface in sparsely or heavily populated areas.  Yet.

         In any case, MacDougal is warning staff and subscribers to deal with this new airstrike risk by avoiding the Prudhoe Bay North Slope area entirely and remaining outside a radial perimeter 350 miles from both Monrovia and Sim Valley, California until further notice.

         Furthermore, and elevating such matters well beyond the level of totally unacceptable, Google has announced it will build 200 driverless automobiles, some without steering wheel, gas pedal, or freaking brake for Chrissake, and is planning to test them on public roads near corporate headquarters in Mountain View, California.  UNDER NO CONDITIONS SHOULD STAFF OR SUBSCRIBERS VENTURE ANYWHERE NEAR SILICON VALLEY ON ANY KIND OF PAVED THOROUGHFARE UNTIL THE ACCIDENT REPORTS START TO COME IN AND WE HAVE ENOUGH DATA TO ASSESS HOW SERIOUS THE COLLISION RISK OUT THERE IS GOING TO BE.


         Be safe, valued subscribers.  MacDougal loves you all.