The blatantly liberal media has done it again. Fear of vituperation by talking heads and them bullied A&E into suspending Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson the other day for some politically incorrect comments about homosexuals that were really based on longstanding Christian teachings many fans who aren’t Jewish or gay share with him. Since what Phil said used to be politically correct, certainly so while MacDougal was growing up, the big picture is thoroughly confusing here, and we figured we’d better look into that aspect for subscribers relying on us for a fair and balanced handle on the faggot issue.
First of all, what’s going on with that is this: except for a recent window in a handful of western countries, homos have been bashed throughout the entirety of human history, often through beatings or executions. We figure that window at maybe 30 years, starting sometime after the Billie Jean King v Bobby Riggs blowout but before that unfortunate Newt Gingrich speakership debacle.
Now 110 billion people are estimated to have inhabited Earth since Adam and Eve got off on each other at the beginning of Year One, maybe 109.5 billion of them outside that all-important window referenced above. Since there are only 72 million registered Democrats in this country today, the numbers are going to stack up like this when we all get to heaven:
.07 billion souls for gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgenders and 109.5 billion souls who won’t put up with any of their sh!t and may throw heavenly rocks at you just for bringing the subject of alternative lifestyles up.
Given what's plainly written in our own office Bible, The MacDougal Post demands that A&E restore Phil Robertson to stardom and apologize to every Christian fan in his sizeable audience for religious persecution, which is what this serpentine attack on their values really comes to.
