Sources
tell us that officials at the Federal Bureau of investigation have offered to
put Wall Street megabank JP Morgan (JPM) in the Federal Witness Protection
Program in exchange for information leading to the arrest and conviction of
another low level Frenchman, for whatever happened with the $2 – maybe $3
billion dollars this time. Rumor has it
the financial colossus will be renamed as some kind of credit union and relocated to a
small community in western Kansas, or maybe on Block Island, R.I., where its
new status as an offshore credit union could bring in some of that Facebook IPO
money after the rest of those traitors figure out what the tax bill is going to
be if they stay here, and the pack of them just go ahead and renounce their
citizenships too.
Don’t
go away, loyal subscribers. We’re pretty sure you haven’t
heard the last on the JPM saga yet.
