The MacDougal Post: Here’s How That Works

September 11, 2011

Here’s How That Works

    This Don screams “SELL! SELL! SELL!”, the Family Consigliore tells his goons to short big time then gets all the other Families in, and the henchman in charge of spreading lies through financial media types schedules a conference call with financial media types to spread the lie that “investors” are dumping stocks today because …

    “Godfather… Godfather … Godfather…"

    “WHAT?”

    “What do I tell the financial media types on this one?”

    “DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?”

    “Godfather, I have to tell the financial media types something. We’re gangbanging the Dow down by 300 points, and you haven't even finished your morning calamari yet.”

    “TELL THEM EUROPE.”

    “What about Europe?”

    “DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW? SOMETHING EUROPE.”

    “What?”

    “ANYTHING EUROPE. MAYBE THAT POSSIBLE RECESSION THING. POSSIBLE RECESSION THING IS GOOD TOO.”

    “Thanks for holding, financial media types. Investors are dumping stocks today because they’re worried about something happening in Europe. And a possible recession too.”

    And that’s how that works. You could look it up in yesterday's morning paper.

    Wall Street hoodlums gangbang investors' investments while investors stay out of the market, and an oblivious financial media blames investors for the price declines in their own investments. Meanwhile, terrified 401(k) newbies flee from trumped-up delusions of financial Armageddon, jumping into AA+ Treasuries that pay next to nothing anymore in that pathetic Government-rigged arena.

    This isn't even about selling stocks. Or investors. It's about gangsters flooding a frightened market, one that they themselves have scared completely out of its wits, with phony-baloney play shares that the crooks don't even own, defrauding everyone who buys them or actually holds the real stock as prices of both get pounded and pounded and pounded and pounded until finally these despicable hoods cover their short-sales, removing all the bogus shares from the trading floor - scoring obscene profits by totalling your savings.

    Check out Saturday's stories, and read between the lines.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

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Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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September 11, 2011

Here’s How That Works

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