MacDougal Post subscribers have been focused on the nation’s impending hyperinflation for some time now. Currently the senseless debacle is threatening to ramp up this August, a time frame accommodating the interest payment default schedule set by our brand new Tea Partying fiscal adolescents in Washington, who’d rather have fun than jobs, it would seem.
Whatever, to keep loyal Post readers on the cutting edge of catastrophic awareness, we headed over to the Tractor Supply to see what kind of wheelbarrows are available. Once Government starts printing money to finance its operations after investors in Government bonds stop investing in Government bonds, Economics 101 tells us that its citizens cash their paychecks immediately and have to go around carting piles and piles of this new paper currency over to the grocery store in wheelbarrows, Government pumps out so much of it.
There’s a wide selection of labor-saving equipment in the Tractor Supply Groundwork line. To accomodate your weekly shopping needs, we’re recommending the Extra Heavy Duty Utility Trailer for its 1500 lb capacity and four wheels. At $299.99, it’s a bargain compared to the $67,999,999.99 we’re projecting this model will cost by this time next year. If you’re just taking a quick trip to the convenience store, we’d go with the 10 cubic foot mega load wheelbarrow for $119.99. It has two front wheels, and won’t flip flop from side to side like our single wheeler does trying to navigate icy patches with a load of firewood on a bitter winter’s day.
The morning somebody like the NY Times tells the general public about all the paper that’s going to be involved with this Tea Party funny money economy, lawn and garden supply stores will be sold out by noon. The MacDougal Post is running maybe 3 to 7 years ahead of the Times on your typical, run-of-the-mill average financial holocaust news, but a thing like wheelbarrows, now that could be a whole other kettle of hurricane swept oil spill crawfish. We’d get ourselves over to the Tractor Supply a considerably lot sooner than later if we were you.
