Commander-in-Chief Trump

     Everybody knew about the guy in 11-D.  Guy in 11-D didn't make last month's rent.  Problem was, 11-D told 11-A, and Mrs. Lefkowitz was 11-A.  11-D ran into Mrs. Lefkowitz on her way to the garbage chute and mentioned missing the payment, and this was maybe 7 AM and by 8:15 AM everybody in Sherwood Oaks Apartments knew about it too.  Missing rent is a big deal to people who always make theirs.  A really big deal.

     Mrs. Lefkowitz had social skills, the kind of social skills that have a person banging on your door until you open it, which is what happened to the door at 6-A, ours, and that's how come we found out.  Pretty soon the rest of that floor knew because my mom had social skills too.  Word got around fast that way, Mrs. Lefkowitz knowing which doors to bang on and all. 

     Thing was, Mr. Rubin ended up in the loop right along with everyone else, only Mr. Rubin wasn't one of the tenants at Sherwood Oaks Apartments.  Mr. Rubin was our landlord, and by the time the story reached Mr. Rubin, it wasn't so much about the guy in 11-D getting a little behind on his rent, it was all about how the guy in 11-D was bragging about getting behind on his rent.  Going around bragging, was how Mr. Rubin heard it really.

     By 7 AM the following morning, a pile of furniture was sitting on the front lawn at Sherwood Oaks Apartments, a handwritten vacancy notice had been tacked to the door at 11-D, and these two great big Italian guys were parked outside in a brand-new Cadillac, waiting for three more gorillas to show up.  The guy in 11-D was rumored to be inside the trunk.

     By 8:15 AM, three gorillas and a truck came by for the pile of furniture, and soon things were back to normal at Sherwood Oaks Apartments.  Except for the guy in 11-D anyway.

     Nobody ever heard from the guy in 11-D again.

     Lately, certain uninformed elements in the mainstream commie media have started questioning Donald Trump's credentials to serve the nation as our Commander-in-Chief.  That, valued subscribers, has to be the funniest thing we've heard since Monica Lewinsky's rival for Wet Willy Clinton's aberrant sexual urges in and around the Oval Office announced her intentions to bring that deviate circus back to the White House in 2016.

     People, nobody screws with a New York landlord.  Give The Donald the American military machine, and he'll simply send GI's in to replace whatever the Trump Empire has been using for two Italians and a Cadillac lately, and you have our flat-out guarantee here at The MacDougal Post as New Yorkers, born and raised, that this nation's former might will be restored to its full glory once again, and then some.

     Vote for Trump.  We're damn well going to.