If Christian eschatology teaches
us anything, it’s that these Republican primaries may have nothing to do
with The Rapture, though a few more Sarah Palin appearances could change
everything there. Anyway, with the Mayan
calendar ending in December, our nation could be electing the Antichrist this
November. That being the case, you’d
think the hedge fund manager has the best shot.
Apocalyptically speaking, Mitt's way out in front. Clearly, anyone collecting carried interest while
sitting in the White House, and paying that 15% tax rate on it, stands the best
chance of fulfilling Biblical prophecy during the upcoming End of Days.
