"Heaven is a divine state of enlightenment where numbers govern, and only CPA’s are allowed to hold public office or sit on juries."
- MacDougal Irving, minor Early 21st Century American financial reform blogger having no discernable impact on Early 21st Century American financial reform whatsoever. In fact there didn't even appear to be any financial reform in Early 21st Century America, except for Fabulous Fab, this French guy at Goldberg Styx and maybe that Raj Bottabingbottaboom person who wasn't from America to begin with either, but his various juries took so long to come up with a verdict Early 21st Century Americans lost interest in financial reform, and nobody else even came close to getting locked up with Bernie in Club Fed, and Early 21st Century America stopped paying interest on its US Treasury Bonds, Notes, and Bills that August and flushed itself right down the crapper.
