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June 14, 2013

Racketeering in Foreign Exchange


         The ways Crime Families can manipulate prices are endless, which is why they’ve always directed Government attention toward the last evil while moving on to a brand new scam.  This pathetic saga is ongoing, and we never tire of turning the page to the next chapter.  You can find it at the following link:




June 13, 2013

Your Grandkids Are the New Minority

          Yesterday the Census Bureau reported that White children made up less than half of the under-5 age group in this country as of July 2012, and our Government’s demographic specialists went on to estimate that in five years what were formerly called minorities will make up the majority of American children under the age of 18.

         Looks like the only news organization taking these stats to be headline-appropriate was Fox.  Effective immediately, The MacDougal Post recommends that subscribers terminate their use of any other outlet, be it TV, print, or whatever, which clearly have collectively become an insidious, hate-mongering Diasporic Media led by that gun-bashing Bloomberger, or whatever his name is.  Furthermore, our editorial staff suggests you use the dough you’ll be saving to load up on more semiautomatic assault weapons, ammo, and, most importantly, banana clips.  Hundreds and hundreds of fully loaded banana clips, people.  Thousands, if you can foot the bill.


         It’s our observation that secession may one day be at hand in enlightened states such as our own beloved Tennessee.  Peaceful or violent, that very real possibility calls for your White a$$ to be fortified, wherever you happen to live, should the patriotic moment arise.

         You see how this White House has been snooping on everybody without even telling us about it, and then, when outed, their only concern is, who leaked this unconscionable program to, Heaven help us, majority citizens.

         God only knows what else these ethnic lowlifes are capable of.

June 8, 2013

Will the United States be Muslim or Communist in 50 Years?

        With ragheads producing 8.8 children per family, the argument that the Muslim War Machine will soon outpopulate the West, first in Europe then here, looms large in the minds of many thoughtful Americans.  However, observations that China has begun to flex its financial muscle in ways that will overpower Plutocracy from within have led some pretty smart folks to conclude that Communism is the real threat.  For one thing, if push comes to shove, China's historic record of eliminating dissidents en masse would seem to give Beijing the upper hand, if we're talking world domination here, which we are.

        Whatever, at Global Headquarters in Logano, Tennessee, it appears highly unlikely to us that our way of life will remain intact for long.  Plutocracy - and its bought and paid-for Government - simply does not work for 99% of the people, and Nepotism seems to spawn the kind of dim-witted leadership that could care less as long as they're getting theirs.

        We're all familiar with the raghead revolution.  Subscribers can bring themselves up to speed on China's tactical aggression by clicking on the following link:

http://seekingalpha.com/article/1487312-meet-your-new-boss-buying-large-employers-will-enable-china-to-dominate-thousands-of-u-s-communities?source=email_macro_view&ifp=0

June 5, 2013

Perceptions

          This recent downdraft in the stock market, best characterized by its dogged persistence, bears the earmarks of a unified attack by the Crime Families, including one single, solitary explanation disseminated widely across a complicit media.  Stock prices have to come down, we’re being told by every news outlet in the land, because bond prices are going up due to PROSPECTS FOR improved economic activity.

         Our observant readership has already noted the difference between an actual improvement and PROSPECTS FOR such.  That is what makes us suspect the latest plunge south to be the result of concerted criminal action.  Nothing has really changed, so some consigliere had to come up with a reason to give the Securities and Excuses Commission an excuse to look the other way while every last penny Crime Lords can get their hands on is thrown into selling the markets off in a unified heist getting foisted upon the investing community by its oversized and Quasi-Governmental financial racketeering sector.

         Back in the day, MacDougal was there, clerking the trading desk at Filch & Finagle, when the call came in.  The F & F Don took it on his red phone, the party line, got the word, and came screaming out of his office, yelling “SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL ….” at the top of his lungs.  Flushed and uglified by the urgency of greed, the thieving b$st$rd was a terrifying sight.  MacDougal still cannot forget how this huge throbbing vein protruded down the side of the gangster’s neck while the horrifying intensity to his body language drove the frightened summer intern from the crime scene.

         Down the corridor, MacDougal heard the Sales Department Capo screaming at the firm’s customer’s men.  “BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY …..” is what he was yelling.  Those con artists would be ringing up their clients to sucker "counterparties" into buying what Filch & Finagle - and the rest of the Street - was so suddenly in the process of selling.

         From 1915 to the day MacDougal’s dad died in September 1969 the Filch & Finagle trading desk never experienced a losing month, not even during the Great Depression.  MacDougal knew for sure because his old man kept the family books, and MacDougal’s experience as a summer intern showed our blogger the how, as you just read, and the why: their operation was run by total f%ck1ng crooks.

         Today’s perception that economic activity is likely to improve will head off any thoughts that a criminal cartel is ripping the public off once again.  The cover story will keep shifting, in all likelihood because the fancy hedge fund criminalistas have offshored our manufacturing sector to the point where the resulting loss of purchasing power by laid-off workers has crippled the demand side of the domestic economy so much we can no longer sustain a meaningful economic recovery, and new perceptions will explain away increases in stock prices after the public has been scared out of their stocks.

         It's business as usual on Wall Street once again.


         Valued subscribers, pleeeeeeeeeze keep your eye upon the income coming from your highest quality blue chip common stock investments, and not upon the quote, and we will all survive the storm.

         That is the perception of the day at your MacDougal Post.

May 30, 2013

Best Spill Your Guts, Guy

         The Swiss Parliament is expected to approve a decision to allow that nation’s banks to cooperate with U.S. tax investigators going after secret bank accounts held by U.S. citizens, and knowledgeable sources inform us that you will be nailed with confiscatory penalties of 50% per year if outed before telling the IRS all about it.  That’s half of your total secreted assets each and every year you had them stashed away in Switzerland.

         Subscribers will note that this over-the-top calculation comes to 1,000% of hidden family wealth for every twenty years you and the old man have been screwing with the tax code.

         Turning yourself in will bring a one-time fine ranging from 5% to 27.5%, depending on how much we’re talking about here, making what to do now a genuine no-brainer, even for you.

         Thing is, U. S. prosecutors just got done shutting down Wegelin, the oldest bank in Switzerland, by getting some high stakes lowlifes there to plead guilty to aiding tax evasion, and our G-men are planning to do the same to the entire Swiss banking system, one sniveling Shylock at a time if necessary.

         Valued subscriber, it’s time to save your sorry a$$.

May 27, 2013

European Travel Advisory

         The likelihood of jihad breaking out in England and/or France, ratcheted up by last week's public beheading of a British soldier and stabbing of a French soldier, has reached the point where we recommend monitoring the situation through The Guardian and The Local at the following websites:

http://www.guardiannews.com
http://www.thelocal.fr

         Civilians in these countries are not provided with weaponry needed to mount a proper defense against armed ragheads, and the MacDougal Post would advise American tourists traveling in these countries to sample the local cutlery immediately upon arrival and at least carry a good carbon stainless steel cleaver, maybe a chef's knife, with them at all times.  Or you could just stay at home with your guns, and use that airplane fare to buy more ammo.

May 23, 2013

The Quantitative Easing Scam


         Quantitative Easing (QE) refers to Washington’s abhorrent policy of rigging prices in the credit markets by selling bonds to itself.  One arm of the Federal Government, the Treasury Department, credits these securities to its books, while another arm, the Federal Reserve Bank, debits the same paper in its records, transactions that cancel themselves out in arriving at parent company financial statements.  QE lets Washington print oodles of money and crush interest rates at the same time, allowing our failed government to keep running without facing free market rates on the huge debt they amassed by fighting two Republican wars while providing lavish social benefits to Democratic voters at the same time.  QE is paid for by investors who are forced to allocate way too much of their savings to the stock market because they can’t live off the paltry sums Treasuries offer today.  This house of cards will tumble down at some point in the future, but whether or not the inevitable catastrophe will reach the horrific depths of the recent Global Financial Apocalypse is still uncertain.

         Lately we’ve been reading drivel that QE is a stab at trickle down economics, trying to use stock market gains to spark a recovery.  That’s a total crock.  QE is cynical politics at its most despicable, a delaying action designed to keep failed politicians in power by screwing you and me.

         Stop voting for incumbents, we beg of you.  All of them, especially those in what you think of as your own party.  It isn't, and they don’t represent you.  Crooks in the Republican Wing of the Plutocratic Party and crooks in the Democratic Wing of the Plutocratic Party are just telling voters what voters want to hear while Washington enjoys huge paydays from the 1% who own it.