Protecting themselves from the new lifetime threat of unfounded male character assassination by perverted baby killers (female Democrats), thoughtful young men have to consider dropping out of the dating scene and avoiding the bitches entirely, or at least without responsible (male Deplorable) witnesses present in their lives at all hours of the day and night. Well, guys, there’s no need to give up the joys of having a family too, one consequence seemingly embedded in your modern strategy.
Get a dog. Here’s a cost comparison that makes this decision a no-brainer:
