The MacDougal Post: This Week in the Comics

November 9, 2016

This Week in the Comics

SUPERDONALD PUMMELS SCARY-EYE

Truth, Justice, and the American Way spoke out loud and clear on Tuesday as the champion landlord ushered in a trend-setting, upscale new day for his beloved White Man, rendering political corruption, free-stuff diversity, and just plain bad taste, frumpy outfits, and flat-out blood-curdling bad-hair days totally unfashionable from this glorious moment on, sending Scary Eye and Slingin' Willy to the smelly dung heap of History - hopefully for good this time.

By Wednesday morning, Rosie, DeNiro, and them, seemingly constituting at least the dumber half of Hollywood, were presumably scrambling to find another country goofy enough to let them live in. Whether or not any of the no-talent hams would make good on vows to leave this one if The Cappuccino Crusader whipped their crooked, lying beeatch, vows noted by former fans all across the birthland, would, of course, be another story.

Never missing a chance to screw over their customers, the Wall Street Crime Families trashed stocks in pre-hour trading Wednesday, the "two" in one-two punch, which, following nationalization of the U.S. Treasury Bond market orchestrated by Dons on loan to Government during the Financial Apocalypse, was designed to double citizens over with a gut shot for voting to take rigged-market capitalism away from them.

FBI agents rejoiced at the news of our Man of Deal's great victory more than anybody as G-Men everywhere looked forward to adding the Director's name to whatever they've got going with the Terrible Tandem's illegal shenanigans, truly evil monkey business that the gentleman at Wikileaks has been leaking all over for months now.

As dawn broke across America, White men everywhere began to feel like they really could HAVE A NICE DAY, smiley and all - if people would just stop saying that all the damn time. Like everywhere you go, it's HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR, HAVE A NICE DAY, MISTER, HAVE A NICE DAY, BIG GUY, HAVE A NICE DAY, HAVE A NICE DAY, HAVE A NICE DAY, HAVE A NICE DAY, HAVE A .... enough already. I mean, how much of that can a human being be expected to take anyway?

Besides, SuperDonald won. Gotta be a SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS day, if ever there was one.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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November 9, 2016

This Week in the Comics

SUPERDONALD PUMMELS SCARY-EYE

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