Born into a Big 5 investment banking family, I quit organized financial racketeering to go straight. MacDougal Irving is my Blogger Protection Identity, and I am a retired Certified Public Accountant and, like all of us, a badly misinformed investor. These are my observations on capital market cons as they were explained to me across the dinner table as a kid.
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........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........
November 3, 2015
Alert for High School Freshman Boys
The Barry Soetoro Department of Education has just ordered high schools to allow transgender students into the girl's locker room. We recommend that all male freshmen declare themselves to be transgender before the courts strike this gift down, and take advantage of the situation while it lasts. Some of you* will see more action in the upcoming days or hours than you'll get in the next four years, and everybody can go ahead and undeclare once the eye feast is over.
*You know who you are.