Born into a Big 5 investment banking family, I quit organized financial racketeering to go straight. MacDougal Irving is my Blogger Protection Identity, and I am a retired Certified Public Accountant and, like all of us, a badly misinformed investor. These are my observations on capital market cons as they were explained to me across the dinner table as a kid.
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October 17, 2015
California Baby Killers Ban Orcas from Having Sex at Sea World
Demon-spawned Liberal fiends in the nether world of California, who relish their right to kill their own babies through cold-blooded clinical "abortion", their name for murder, the cadaverous practice that has massacred an estimated 58 million human beings in the USA since the Supreme Court decided to look the other way in 1973 and let these monsters call an innocent little victim "fetal tissue" instead of cutie pie, are now prohibiting sex between consenting Orcas at SeaWorld, explaining that 1) their captivity is, get this, inhuman and 2) there's a "regulatory vacuum" there somewhere that Liberal serial baby killers have the Satan-given right to creep into.
SeaWorld had applied for a permit from the California Coastal Commission to build bigger tanks for their Orcas, and commissioners took this as an opportunity to ban the park from 1) keeping males and females together and 2) adding new killer whales to their population.
Earlier this year Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey announced that their circus will retire touring elephants by 2018, caving in to claims of animal abuse there.
According to news reports, victors are out whooping it up. Apparently it's a good time to be an animal-loving serial baby killer in America these days.