The MacDougal Post: We Are Led by Very, Very Stupid People

September 9, 2015

We Are Led by Very, Very Stupid People

We hail the prospects of The Donald 1) reversing those catastrophically destructive strong dollar policies of our Communist leadership in Washington while 2) extracting us from their deliberately suicidal job obliteration treaties and 3) restoring testosterone to the limp, pussified military that is all theirs too, the pernicious b#st#rds. These kinds of sovereign infrastructure reforms, however, may pale in comparison with this great American's success in reeducating the electorate on the nature of the ruling calamities that have befallen us and why they constitute nothing less than deliberate treason at the hands of those perps responsible.

Here's the latest from our hero landlord, words that have driven us to make a pledge that would've seemed impossible to contemplate a few short weeks ago - should this fecund mouth eventually pair up with Sarah Palin's, surely forming the most adorable couple in politics ever, MacDougal will go back to watching television again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa5PI3kNnVw

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

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As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

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September 9, 2015

We Are Led by Very, Very Stupid People

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