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........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........

February 3, 2014

Run for the Hills (Not)


         Our valued subscribers may be wondering why the stock market has been crumbling lately.  Well, it’s as simple as this.  The Crime Families have begun planting reasons in your mind to eventually scare you into selling all your stocks to them at market lows so you have to buy your entire portfolio back at future market highs.  If the felons opt to follow through, and sometimes they don’t, that would put us in the Chinese water torture phase of wealth management, the part where racketeers prolong investor agony with a lengthy period of modest, but persistently jabbing, price dips, at the end of which is Capitulation Day, where we’re all supposed to give up while they grab the loot and jack market quotes back up 15% or whatever before the suckers have a chance to catch on.

         In all the years he’s been watching these criminal masterminds in action, MacDougal has only heard one useful piece of advice to pass along to subscribers at this point in the sting:


If you’re a good Christian, stop going to church.  This is not the second coming of Christ, or whatever the hell the zealots start telling you people at times like this.  It’s another Wall Street Mafia rip off.  When brilliantly executed, the typical Sunday morning nut case is going to get in on it too.