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........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........

October 12, 2013

Inside Joke


         “Ultimately, what matters is: what do people who are buying Treasury bills think?” Blatant Umama responded to reporters the other day, taking a backhanded jab at fiscal conservatives and anyone else who sees Big Brother’s power grab over the free market system as unconscionable.

         The people actually buying Treasury bills today being Ben Bananas, Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System (FED), Hy Jintao, the Dang He Guojia Zuigao Fingdaoren of the Peoples Republic of China (PRC), and Shinzo Abe, the Naikaku-Sori-Daijin of Japan (JAP), egregious price-rigging by these three conspirators means that everyone else in the marketplace has become a victim of their colossal swindle, not a buyer.  Returns of .02% on 13 week paper or .10% on the 52 week rape investors who rely on those instruments for income, or used to, like many of us.

         Federal spending has run amok.  A free market would hold those &%^$$#% politicians responsible, driving interest rates sky high, until every last culprit got tossed out of office by the voters.  This way, thanks to the FED, the PRC, and the JAP,  Washington sleazebags continue to reign over a runaway catastrophe.

         The PRC is simply paying Washington off for handing them our “outsourced” jobs, the JAP has to make sure the American auto industry that their exchange rate manipulation destroyed so many dark eons ago continues to remain destroyed, and Ben Bananas is doing what he must in order to keep his pathetic loser buddies firmly entrenched inside the beltway.


         Umama rubbing our collective nose in it must come off as hilarious within those smoke-filled rooms on Pennsylvania Avenue.  It strikes us, however, as further urgent grounds for immediate impeachment.